Jesus Meets Mary Magdalene’s Pimp - Key & Peele

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Key & Peele

3 oy oldin

Jesus Christ has an encounter with Mary Magdalene’s pimp.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.

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F C 12 soat oldin
Well I'm going to hell......
lucas johnstone
lucas johnstone 15 soat oldin
Imagine if some of these skits were made into whole movies
PLANET SLEEP 17 soat oldin
Shakespeare lookin ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe Matava
Joe Matava Kun oldin
Gala Leroy lol
nelson kiiru
nelson kiiru Kun oldin
Jake P
Jake P Kun oldin
What the flip is this
aura nona
aura nona Kun oldin
Before there was 2 chains there was 3 chains Gallileroy...
HITGFRY Kun oldin
Adon Wright
Adon Wright Kun oldin
I want to Laugh.... I do, but then I don’t.
King Cobb
King Cobb 2 kun oldin
I feel like it’s a sin to watch this...but that shit was funny
The End Begins
The End Begins 2 kun oldin
They way he looked around when jesus said hes a carpenter. 🤣🤣
birming69 2 kun oldin
Front hand! Back hand!
Dannie Darko
Dannie Darko 2 kun oldin
Gallaleroy! 😂 😂
know kname
know kname 3 kun oldin
best of k&p
Kim Guir
Kim Guir 3 kun oldin
Jesus trained Backhand Front hand
Dan 3 kun oldin
Now do some islam related sketches!
Mayank Bhaskar
Mayank Bhaskar 3 kun oldin
2:33 thats a gandhi
Andrea Rios
Andrea Rios 3 kun oldin
Im fking dead lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Keisha Douglas
Keisha Douglas 3 kun oldin
Senator107 4 kun oldin
"I've been busy with non-carpentry work."
Senator107 4 kun oldin
Peele plays a good Jesus.
harry pot
harry pot 4 kun oldin
Does this imply jebus ended the pimp on dinner
Dr Smugface
Dr Smugface 5 kun oldin
this is cannon now tho
Edi Cavani
Edi Cavani 5 kun oldin
Carpenter? Then why does your house look like shit
phi rus
phi rus 5 kun oldin
Turning the other cheek? Jesus is loco
Anne 6 kun oldin
jesus was a communist :)
Vitartial 6 kun oldin
You cannot prove that this did not happen
danteelite 6 kun oldin
I love how Jesus actually seemed to take offense to him criticizing his home and actually made an excuse! Lol you’d think he wouldn’t even care, but hey... everyone has that touchy subject. Don’t knock a mans craftsmanship!
Ahmad Farooq
Ahmad Farooq 7 kun oldin
This is kind of disrespectful. Calling Jesus (PBUH) that among other things. Come on, some jokes take it too far. There should be a line
NayrNosiac 8 kun oldin
rahul chaudhary
rahul chaudhary 8 kun oldin
"Nnnnoooooo" Loved her no everytime
Keith Harrison
Keith Harrison 8 kun oldin
Galileeroy tho 😂😂😂
Ohits Bre
Ohits Bre 8 kun oldin
The bob hair cut-
Tony McMillian
Tony McMillian 9 kun oldin
This skit is genius! One of my favorite!
Van Iyke
Van Iyke 9 kun oldin
It is written .... ... that Saul became apostle Paul. And Galileo became Pimp Galileroy
Rishabh Kandari
Rishabh Kandari 9 kun oldin
Had me at "All i got is Mary, a crpple and 2 blind chicks. Who - Actually, you know they get requested a lot. Don't ask me how that works"
Kasper Christensen
Kasper Christensen 10 kun oldin
What y'all havin'? XD
Leo McAnthony
Leo McAnthony 10 kun oldin
I have a saying and it goes like this...😂😂😂😂
3KBS Channel
3KBS Channel 10 kun oldin
How do people dare to disrespect religious figures just for views and money? Is this all about money?
Oli Taggu
Oli Taggu 10 kun oldin
Jesus being black and not so tall is actually much more accurate than the conventional jesus image.
NayrNosiac 10 kun oldin
ihate 10 kun oldin
Jesus can sure lay down the wood
Captian Crunch
Captian Crunch 10 kun oldin
Bet these guys don't have the balls to make fun of Muhammad.
matthew gonzales
matthew gonzales 11 kun oldin
No galle Leroy🤣🤣 and if your a carpenter why does your house look like shit 🤣
Real HIFI Help
Real HIFI Help 11 kun oldin
Tank Tang ke
Tank Tang ke 12 kun oldin
Jejaka Malaya
Jejaka Malaya 12 kun oldin
U jokes on religion
Jowell 1
Jowell 1 12 kun oldin
Am I the only one who thought that key would say that it makes sense that Jesus was a carpenter who work with wood if he thought he was a gay pimp lol
Granbull with a shiny Gyarados as a head
Granbull with a shiny Gyarados as a head 13 kun oldin
"Aym staeyin heer wid Jeeeezusszz"
Luka Parancin
Luka Parancin 14 kun oldin
GaliLeroy 1.01 U want me to hit you on the other cheek
Carlos Alejandre
Carlos Alejandre 14 kun oldin
Watch it
Crazy Chick Sheena
Crazy Chick Sheena 14 kun oldin
Lol 😆 there so stupid its funny 😆
Yiannos Christou
Yiannos Christou 14 kun oldin
1:55 😂
Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams 14 kun oldin
Now I understand why Dave.C was 8n pain watching these two ball bags
Mistah Devious
Mistah Devious 14 kun oldin
A daily dose of key and peele is healthier than a box of vitamin C
daniel lopez
daniel lopez 15 kun oldin
I need that art masterpiece on my wall
Anastasia Flores
Anastasia Flores 15 kun oldin
The wedgie at 1:15 is killing me!
Rob Grady
Rob Grady 16 kun oldin
GaliLeeroy is probably the best pimp name ive ever heard lmfao
TATTED & TRUCKKIN 16 kun oldin
Gala Leroy 😂🤣😂🤣☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀😂🤣 IM FKIN DONE 😂🤣😂🤣
FelliQuila 18 kun oldin
put a beat on this straight fire!
Evin Grindle
Evin Grindle 18 kun oldin
*When he turned the other cheek!* 😂😂
william kirima
william kirima 18 kun oldin
It was galaleroy for me 😂🤣
Junk Phu
Junk Phu 19 kun oldin
“...would you like to stay for dinner?” “Whacha’ll havin’” Proof that food will lead to ever lasting peace.
Vini Kämpferherz Barros
Vini Kämpferherz Barros 7 soat oldin
Agree with you.
Robert Thibeault
Robert Thibeault 19 kun oldin
Hell yea its all about the monay!
Nate Hart
Nate Hart 19 kun oldin
I like hes dressed like a wise man
Saṃsāra's Light
Saṃsāra's Light 20 kun oldin
Can yall release that art at the end? I need it for reasons.
Dream Catcher
Dream Catcher 20 kun oldin
"I'm a carpenter" "Then why does your house look like shit?"
C L 20 kun oldin
I love these guys! And this skit is beyond perfect, I die laughing every time I see it!
reza ramezani
reza ramezani 20 kun oldin
As barney would say: True story
wilbert pindano
wilbert pindano 21 kun oldin
Gallaleroy dang!!
Gilliillitheposedon Damn gill cute
Gilliillitheposedon Damn gill cute 22 kun oldin
So there were pimps in Jesus times? I'm done!
Red Horse
Red Horse 23 kun oldin
"I lost three bi***es to leprosy!" lols
jose a
jose a 24 kun oldin
And your laughter shall turn in the most horrible cries to God. For you tried to mock Almighty God but you shall mock yourselves. Your audience will be yourselves in hell.
Dialysis Technicians USA
Dialysis Technicians USA 24 kun oldin
Bart Hartman
Bart Hartman 25 kun oldin
Jesus was busy for non carpentry work? You mean busy telling bs to kids and trashing a market?
Mampoetsi Nkosi
Mampoetsi Nkosi 22 kun oldin
Praising God and cleaning house
Yonas Kidane
Yonas Kidane 26 kun oldin
I stopped watching those guys after this video.
Vichank C o2
Vichank C o2 13 kun oldin
Oh no, anyway
Raunak Lanjewar
Raunak Lanjewar 26 kun oldin
Vishrut Rao
Vishrut Rao 27 kun oldin
Family Guy was right, Black Jesus does exist.
Aychaz YT
Aychaz YT 27 kun oldin
I think I just learned how to convert a pimp
Kael Kay
Kael Kay 27 kun oldin
'he was an interior dectorator? His house looked like shit."
Brandon Isner
Brandon Isner 28 kun oldin
I try to watch this skit once a day.
Tommy Goat
Tommy Goat 28 kun oldin
Galileroy got his mustache hot combed
Shyamsundar Rajan
Shyamsundar Rajan Oy oldin
thats how you win the game of forehand back hand
Alias Fakename
Alias Fakename Oy oldin
Was he channeling Katt Williams?
Rollypolly Oy oldin
And that my friends... is how I met Judas
Alexandra Levchenko
Alexandra Levchenko Oy oldin
poperaymond Oy oldin
Galileroy the goat
c0dex_01 Oy oldin
-1000000 points to heaven
Jeremy Shaw
Jeremy Shaw Oy oldin
PostApocryptic Samurai
PostApocryptic Samurai Oy oldin
“Then why yo house look like shit”?
Naomi Ali
Naomi Ali Oy oldin
I'm sorry but you'll going to hell
Jesus: Would you care to join us for dinner? Pimp: What you all having?
Anime Rekt
Anime Rekt Oy oldin
Yep Jesus was not a white man.
D Markham
D Markham Oy oldin
Jan Bok
Jan Bok Oy oldin
For those interested, the music in the beginning and end is an aria from the opera Rusalka by the Czech composer Antonín Dvořák.
Felipe Cespedes
Felipe Cespedes Oy oldin
Dangerous territory to conflate Pagan Hollywood humor with the true in the Holy Bible. Will you poke-fun at False Prophet Muhammad and other religious leaders? It will be your down fall.
Charles Mureithi
Charles Mureithi Oy oldin
Galileroy is Such a cool name ....I can name my son that lol
Simply Comical
Simply Comical Oy oldin
This isn't right. Jesus should NEVER be mocked. Shame on you.
bitchy storm
bitchy storm Oy oldin
Am sorry but I don't find funny in this comedy. Because its about Jesus
yah changed
yah changed Oy oldin
dang why isn't this video down yet so disrespectful ...
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